I need a What?

I had the following conversation with Justin yesterday. We were just finishing up lunch, when out of the blue:

Justin: Mom, you need a boyfriend.
Me: I already have a boyfriend-dad.
Justin: Dad's can't be boyfriends, they're just who they are.
Me: Why do I need one, what would I do with a boyfriend?
Justin: Um, you kiss boyfriends.
Me: Don't I do that with dad?
Justin: Yah, I guess you don't need a boyfriend.

Then he finished his last bite of sandwich, hopped off the chair, and ran upstairs to play. Man that kid makes me laugh!